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Communist And Capitalist

A little girl in a school in USSR was asked to use "communist" in a sentence. She said, "My cat just had a litter of kittens and they are all communists."

A month later the same little girl was asked to use the word "capitalist" in a sentence. She said: "My cat had a litter of kittens and now they are capitalists."

The teacher was shocked and ask what had happened to the kittens. The little girl responded: "Well they have opened their eyes now!"

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