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Bill Clinton's clock

A man dies and goes to heaven. He meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he welcomes him. The first thing the man notices is there are clocks everywhere. So the man asks St. Peter, "What are all these clocks everywhere for?"

St. Peter replies, "everyone has their own clock, and whenever they tell a lie, it moves a second faster."

"O.K.," said the man, "so where is Bill Clinton's clock?"

St. Peter says, "You see that clock up there. (pointing up) We use it as our ceiling fan.

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