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Genie and Wishes

This man is walking along a beach one day and finds an old lamp washed up on the shore. He takes it home and places it on the mantle, but doesn't give much thought.

A few weeks later he looks at it and decides, what the heck, let's rub it and see what happens.

Sure enough, a genie appears and immediately says, "Thank-you, master, for freeing me from the lamp. In repayment I offer you three wishes."

The man thinks for a while and says, "I really don't know what to wish for."

The genie replies, "Wish for lots of money, that's what most people want in life."

The man replies, "No, I have enough money; I don't need more."

The genie says, "How about travel? I can take you to the far corners of the world in an instant."

The man replies, "No, I've been to many places and I like it here."

The genie says, "How about your sex life? How often to you have sex?"

"Oh, about two times a week," is the man's reply.

"I can make your sex life much more active than that," says the genie.

"Gee," says the man, "I thought twice a week was pretty good for a priest in a town this small."

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