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20 Blonde Jokes Part - I |
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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
2. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
3. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
4. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
5. Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.
6. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
7. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
8. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
9. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
10. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
11. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
12. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
13. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
14. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
15. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
16. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
17. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
18: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
19. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
20. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
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