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20 Blonde Jokes Part - III
1. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

2. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

3. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

4. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

5. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

6. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

7. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

8. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull tab.

9. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

10. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.

11. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

12. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

13. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

14. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.

15. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.

16. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.

17. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.

18. Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

19. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

20. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

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