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20 Blonde Jokes Part - III |
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1. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
2. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
3. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
4. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
5. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
6. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
7. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
8. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull tab.
9. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
10. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.
11. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
12. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
13. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
14. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
15. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
16. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.
17. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
18. Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
19. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
20. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
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