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20 Blonde Jokes Part - IV
1. Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.

2. Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A1: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

3: Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

4. Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.

5. Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.

6. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

7. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.

8. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

9. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

10. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

11. Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

12. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.

12. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilized.

13. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.

14. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

15. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.

16. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.

17. Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A: Bucket seats.

18. Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A1: "Thanks, Guys!"
A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
A3: Do you guys all play for the?
A4: Who were all those guys?

19. Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex!

20. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

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