John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married, did you?
Bob: Aahhh...I'm not sure. What was yr wife's maiden name?
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
What's the one thing that all men at singles' bar have in common?
Dress code 4 a party BLACK TIES ONLY.
Man goes for the party & is surprised 2 c that other guests r wearing SUITS also!
First friend: Oye, you are wearing 1 green and 1 blue socks!
Second friend: Yes, it's really strange, I've got another pair of the same at home...!
Two men meet, both looking for their lost wives.
Ist : What does yrs look like?
IInd man says : She's 5'9", 36-24-36, fair, blonde and blue-eyed. And yrs?
Ist man : Forget mine, let's look 4 yrs.
What's wrong with ur Cell?
Tried calling u so many times but everytime the operator says, "The subscriber you are calling is in your Heart.
A: I strongly believe in the saying that crime doesn't pay.
B: so, does that mean my job is a crime?