There is said to be a bar in New York that has a special mirror in the Ladies Room. If one stands in front of this special mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie --*POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, A redhead of questionable good looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror .
And says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." --*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror.
And says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." --*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous, statuesque blonde with very large breasts comes in and stands before the mirror.
And says, "I think...." --*POOF*
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