A couple had been fighting like cats and dogs for years.
One day the wife thinks, ĎI know what to do, Iíll by that SOB a cemetery plot for his birthday.í
Well, you can imagine his disappointment on his birthday.
The couple continued to fight for another year and soon enough the husbands birthday rolls around again and this time his wife doesnít buy him a darn thing.
Angrily he says, Last year you bought me a cemetery plot, and this year your didnít buy me anything.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Well you didn't use what I got you last year!"