THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS:
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the
cow instead of the bull."
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do
not breathe, you expire."
"H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries,
vanes, and caterpillars."