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Somebody Stolen My Car
Edward walks out of a bar completely wasted, stumbling back and forth holding his car key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.

"Can I help you, fella?", asks the cop.

"Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!" Edward replies.

The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It was right here at the end of this key", Edward replies.

At this point the cop looks down to see that Edward’s trouser is unzip .

The cop asks, "Hey buddy, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?

" Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH SHIT...they got my girlfriend too!!!"

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