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Faith in God
There was a man that was sitting in a recliner on the 1st floor of his house.

It started to flood. 1 hour later a boat came and said "c'mon get in!"

The man said "no, I have faith in God...he'll save me!", so the boat left.

2 hours later he was forced to move to the 2nd floor. Another rescue boat came and said "c'mon get in".

Again the man said "no, I have faith in God...he'll save me!"

3 hours later he was forced to move up on the roof. A helicopter came and said "c'mon get in".

Again the man said "no, I have faith in God...he'll save me."

4 hours later he died and went to heaven and he asked St. Peter why God didn't save him.

St. Peter said "He tried! He sent you 2 rescue boats and a helicopter!!!!"

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