A man and his wife went to the company Christmas party where
the man has a little too much to drink.
He staggers down the stairs, completely hung over, and makes
his way to the breakfast bar. His wife poors him a cup of
With his head in his hand, he asks "Damn, honey." "What
happened last night?"
She replies, "It wasn't a pretty sight."
He asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well" she replies, "You were not on your best behavior and
your boss was extremely upset."
"He was", he moans.
"Yes" she replies, "He sure was."
"Aahhh, PISS ON HIM!" he says.
"You did," she replies. "Honey, You got fired last night."
"I got fired?" he questions.
"Yes" she answers "You got fired"
"Aahhh, FUCK HIM!" he says.
She replies, "I did, you start back Monday morning!"