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Pig and Farmer |
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There was a guy who was driving along until he got a flat. He spotted a near-by farm and decided maybe they had a phone. When he got there he saw a farmer and a pig.
The only thing was the pig only had three legs and a wooden leg where the fourth was missing. "Hey there, you wouldn't happen to have a phone would you?" the guy said, still thinking about the pig.
"Nope, no phones 'round these parts." The farmer looked up at the sky just as the man noticed it was getting darker.
"Well, I guess...ya can stay here for the night. That is if you likes." Thinking about his flat he decided to stay.
"I just have one question, what happened to that pig?" asked the man.
"Well,..he been in a fire not that longs ago. Rescued all the childrens too.
Yep, that be one fine pig."said the farmer.
"Well, how'd he get like that?
Did the leg get burnt....or what?" asked the man.
"Nope, he didn' get hurt." "Then what happened to his leg?" the man asked getting more & more impatient.
"Well," the farmer said annoyed "everybody knows 'that you don't eat a pig like that in one sitting".
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