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Gates of Heaven
Me, my brother and my friend Jason die.

We go up to the gates of heaven and St. Peter says "You can do anything up here except step on a duck.

If you do you will get paired up with the ugliest girl in heaven".

The next day we're walking down the road and Jason pushes me on a duck. I get paired up with the ugliest girl in heaven.

Then my brother pushes Jason on a duck. He gets paired up with the ugliest girl in heaven.

Then my brother comes walking down the street with this beautiful girl. We said "How did you get paired up with her?"

"She stepped on a duck!!!"

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