The husband of a couple who have been married for over 20 years, always insisted on turning off the lights every time they made love.
After 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she suddenly turned on the lights, looked down and saw her husband holding almost real to life, a 9 inch vibrator.
She went completely ballistic. "You cheater," she screamed at him, "how could you have lied to me all of these years? I'm shocked, offended, and feel betrayed. You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "Darling, I'll explain the toy .... will you explain the kids".