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Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers go away

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit in there dark and moan

A man noticed his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
The thief was spending less than his wife.

Mummy, what happens when a car gets too old and rusty to work?
Someone sells it to your father

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

Wife: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Husband: Somewhere I've never been before.
Wife: How about the Kitchen?

What do you call a man who supports a woman's career, helps prepare dinner, bathes the children and earns a Six-figure income?

What's a man's idea of a romantic evening?
A candlelit footbal stadium.

What did the experts of the Nineties discover that could do the work of ten men?
A women.

What has an IQ of seven?
Eight men

What's the difference between man and batteries?
Batteries have a positive side.

How do men exercise at the beach?
Suck their stomach in every timed they see a bikini.

When is the only time a women can change a man?
When he's a baby

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