A yound soldier who was on a 24 hour pass went to a dance in town and there met an attractive cutie. As they danced, he romanced her.
Finally, he gasped, "Look, sweetheart, I really go for you in a big way. But I don't have much time, I have to be back in the morning. I'd sure like to speed things up between us."
She stared wide-eyed at him and said, "I'm dancing as fast as I can!"