A father and a son are at the pharmacy waiting for a prescription to be filled. The son sees a rack of condoms and asks his father,
"Dad, why are these condoms packaged in two’s?"
The father replies, "Well son, you shouldn’t be concerned about that now, but that would be for your teenage years. One for Friday night and one for Saturday night."
"But Dad, then why are these over here packaged with six?"
"Son, that would be for your college years. Two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night."
The son finally asks, "Then why does this package have twelve?"
"That’s when you are married, son. One for January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December."
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