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How to impress a client
I was in the VIP lounge last week en-route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a cognac.

I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late. Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello Chris" at me when I was with my client. He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.

He said, "Hi Chris, what's happening?" To which I replied "Fuck off Gates, I'm in a meeting."

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