Make Your Homepage
Add to Your Favorite
Site last updated on : Feb. 22, 2010
New Jokes Top Rated Jokes Most Popular Jokes
Related Sites
Bollywood4u
Bollywood Wizard
Bollywood Pictures
Bollywood Gallery
Hindi Film Music

TopJokes4u.com : Joke550 - Little Johnny and Raw Materials
Naughty Jokes Blonde Jokes Marriage Jokes Doctor Jokes Mixed Jokes
Little Johnny Lawyer Jokes Spiritual Jokes Bar Jokes Office Jokes

Please rate joke550 - "Little Johnny and Raw Materials"
between 1 (worst) and 10 (best) to help us to improve this site. We delete / replace jokes with a low rating on a regular basis with a view to have only the best jokes on our site.
1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10


<<< Previous JokeHome PageNext Joke >>>


Little Johnny and Raw Materials
In school one day the teacher decided in science class she would teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?" Little Richie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher nodded and called on little Susie Marie.

Little Susie said "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette."

The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone."

The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!!"

<<< Previous JokeHome PageNext Joke >>>



Top Rated Jokes in this category Find More >>>
ID Title Category Rating Votes Rank
860 Little Johnny in tears Little Johnny 6.770 187 1
638 Little Johnny and Little Margaret Little Johnny 6.743 1176 2
515 Which One Is Married? Little Johnny 6.712 1139 3
698 Why Feet Go To Heaven First? Little Johnny 6.678 199 4
328 Little Johnny and Stranger Little Johnny 6.677 555 5