Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one
why he should be let into heaven.
The doctor said "Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my
The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came. He
said, "I haven't won any prizes, but I've started free clinics
and helped those in need for free."
St. Peter let him in.
The third doctor said, "I'm responsible for all the HMO's across
the United States."
St. Peter thought about it for a minute and
said, "OK, I'll let you in, but only for three days!"