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Workplace Ethics
1) Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.

2) Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

3) We put the "k" in "kwality."

4) If at first you don't succeed, try management.

5) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

6)TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.

7) The beatings will continue until morale improves.

8) Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

9) We waste time, so you don't have to.

10) A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

11) When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

12) INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

13) Succeed in spite of management.

14) We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.

15) Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

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