Make Your Homepage
Add to Your Favorite
Site last updated on : Feb. 22, 2010
New Jokes Top Rated Jokes Most Popular Jokes
Related Sites
Bollywood4u
Bollywood Wizard
Bollywood Pictures
Bollywood Gallery
Hindi Film Music
Sponser
Link Partners
101 Fun Jokes
All 4 Humor
Free Games
Free Games
Funny Animals
Funny Pictures Ville
Huumor
Joke5
Jokes
Jokes Cartoons
Jokes Warehouse
Wow Funny
More Links

TopJokes4u.com : Joke626 - A smart child
Naughty Jokes Blonde Jokes Marriage Jokes Doctor Jokes Mixed Jokes
Little Johnny Lawyer Jokes Spiritual Jokes Bar Jokes Office Jokes

Please rate joke626 - "A smart child"
between 1 (worst) and 10 (best) to help us to improve this site. We delete / replace jokes with a low rating on a regular basis with a view to have only the best jokes on our site.
1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10


<<< Previous JokeHome PageNext Joke >>>


A smart child
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Harry both agree.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment, "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!

Harry replied, "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Harry: Coconut

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

Harry: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Harry: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Harry: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

Principal was looking restless and bit tense.

Harry: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Harry: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Harry: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?

Harry: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."



Send this joke to a friend
Your NameYour Email
Friend's Name Friend's Email


<<< Previous JokeHome PageNext Joke >>>



Top Rated Jokes in this category Find More >>>
ID Title Category Rating Votes Rank
626 A smart child Naughty Jokes 6.936 932 1
4 A girls first time Naughty Jokes 6.935 7007 2
341 Blind man Naughty Jokes 6.925 1819 3
855 Son of a bitch Naughty Jokes 6.918 969 4
353 A helping hand Naughty Jokes 6.916 2967 5