A young man came home from the office and found his bride
sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I
was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat
of your trousers."
"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got
an extra pair of pants for that suit."
"Yes, and it's lucky you have," said the woman, drying her
eyes. "I used them to patch the hole."