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Philosophy of life
For a couple of years, I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.

But now I found out the real reason.

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

This leaves 19 million to do the work.

Four million are in the Armed Forces.

Which leaves 15 million to do the work.

14,800,000 people work for state and city governments.

That leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

11,998 people are in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting there screwing around with email.



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