A man was relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the shade, sipping a beer and listening to the radio.
As he chilled out, his wife struggled with a manual mower, pushing it up and down the large lawn, sweating and red-faced.
The man's next-door neighbor saw the woman battling with the mower and shouted across the fence, "You pathetic excuse for a man! You're just sitting there sipping your beer while your poor wife cuts the grass. You should be bloody well hung."
"I am." the man shouts back. "That's why she's doing the grass."