Sardar Kughi Singh and Gyani Singh walked toward each other on a country road. Kughi Singh carried a burlap bag over his shoulder.
Hey Bhai, Gyani Singh drawled, what's in the bag?
Kughi singh: Chickens, was the reply.
Gyani singh: If I guess how many, can I have one?
Kughi singh: You can have both of them.
Gyani sngh: OK, Five?