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Little Funny & Adult Quotes
A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs, inviting him n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
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Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
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If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi peeche se le raha hai
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Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
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Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
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He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
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