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Why it just hap'ns with sar.. |
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Kughi singh found answer to most difficult question ever :
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele doonga, wo ayega !!!
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Kughi singh And Gyani singh were walking together...
Kughi: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Gyani: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....
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Kughi at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern Art?"
Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"
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Kughi singh zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chal raha tha,
woh kya soch raha hoga.... think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHIN HAI ?"
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO OUR KUGHI BUT KUGHI DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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Kughi to Preeto: "I want to marry you"
Preeto: "But I am one year elder to you."
Kughi: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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