The train is leaving the station. A man yells through an open window to another man, still standing on the platform: 'Thank you for a wonderful weekend. And tell your wive she's better in bed than anyone else'.
Another passenger then says: 'Excuse me, how can you tell someone that his wive is better in bed than any other woman?'
'Well, it isn't true, but Jones is a nice man, I just wanted to be polite.'
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