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Never Marry A Software Engineer |
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WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE?
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING!
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE - O God! FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY?
HUSBAND - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING?
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRYING YOU!
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS!!
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING?
HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS CTRL, ALT, DEL TO REBOOT.
WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS?
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST?
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE?
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER?
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DAD'S HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT WILL CLOSE NOW.
WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOREVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER.
WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU!!
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
WIFE - I AM GOING!
HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
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