A middle-aged, balding man was standing at the counter in a Post Office, carefully putting "Love" stamps on pink envelopes which were covered with hearts. He would then squirt them with a perfume bottle.
The postal clerk couldn't help wondering how such a man could have so many girlfriends, so he asked the man.
The man explained, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who???'"
"Why would you do that?" asked the clerk.
"Just drumming up business," he replied, "I'm a divorce lawyer."
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