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Naughty Scissors
A doctor performs an operation on a young woman.

When she is ready, to leave the hospital he tells her, "I've made a terrible mistake. I sewed the scissors up, inside you. However, it won't bother you. Go home and forget about it... "

Two weeks later the young woman comes rushing into the doctor's office.

"Doctor, doctor," she cries, "You' II have to do something, about those scissors. You must remove them at once. Two of my friends have been circumcised and a casual acquaintance has had his finger cut."

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