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Attack on USA |
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a
point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh
replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would
take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get
developed."
All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but
an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he
wasn't happy.
The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
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