A very ugly girl was sitting alone at the beach, when the waves washed a bottle to her feet. She opened it....and out blew a huge genie in a billow of smoke.
"I've been a prisoner in this bottle for five thousand years,"cried the genie, "and now you've freed me! As a reward, I will fulfill any wish you make."
Ecstatic, the ugly girl announced, "I want a figure like Sophia Loren, a face like Elizabeth Taylor, and legs like Ginger Rogers." The genie looked her over carefully, then sighed, "Baby, just put me back in the bottle!"
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