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Dating Vs Marriage |
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When you are dating ... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ... You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating ... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ... He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating ... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ... A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating ... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ... You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating ... Just looking at him makes you feel all"mushy."
When you are married ... When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating ... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married ... The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating ... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ... He says "It's your job."
When you are dating ... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ... He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating ... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ... He develops a "blank" stare.
When you are dating ... He calls you by name.
When you are married ... He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She".
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