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20 Blonde Jokes Part - II |
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1. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
2. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
3. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A wine cellar.
4. Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
5. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.
6. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
7. Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
8. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's me?"
9: Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
10. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
11. Q: What do you do when a blonde throw a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
12. Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
13. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
14. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
15. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
16. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
17. Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
18. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
19. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
20. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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